Chris Smal

Born 22 January 1972 in “Moedersbond PTA”. Lives on his own with garden birds and feeds them the apples that he forgot to eat. His favourite number is 7, and favourite colour is green. Watches 50/50 on TV and eating Spaghetti Bolognaise, but he thinks salads are for people who believe in homeopathy. He loves waking up every morning because he has the best job in the world – touring through Africa. He tunes his worn steel-string guitar regularly. The last book he read was, “Zen and the art of Motorcycle maintenance”.