Slanderous War Gossip

Here is a selection of photographs loosely related to the activities of the War Office. Our observations are usually totally correct, so do not be fooled by the "gossip" - tag. We offer you this insider knowledge free of charge.

"Get rid of that blasted mosaic, son."
"Read my lips. They have insulted your father.
Now you go and teach those damn Iraqis a lesson!"

And dat one goes dere...
The War Committee would not retire until hearing one of the President's favorite fairy tales.

Is that for me? You shouldn't have!
Initially Tony's idea of Iraqi liberation was romantic, to say the least.

"Out, damned spot!"
Rumsfeld does his popular 'Lady Macbeth' impersonation.

Not of this planet.
To escape from world affairs, the President would indulge in his fantasies at Roswell, NM.

We always knew it, Dick Cheney.
Not many people know why it is called the White House. Here
we see the vice-president - Mr. Dick Cheney - explaining.
(Cheney opposed the release of Nelson Mandela)

"While my guitar gently weeps..."
Tony Blair contemplates his political future.