Asia - North Korea

This wicked country is led by an evil dynasty intent in disrupting our New World Order. They possess WMD and belligerence, in equal doses. The President has already identified how he is going to play this, ahead of the 2004 elections. It is a show of feathers; the growling and posturing is designed to impress the rest of us. Hopefully peerless leader Kim Jong-il will see it that way - it would be problematic for the president's re-election bid if the North Korean leader is intimidated to the extent that he unleashes a real WMD. So we can rest assured that no American soldier will die in North Korea until AFTER the 2004 election. Anyway, we only pick fights with countries that cannot really defend themselves.

Cold Turkey
The traditional mating dance of the nuclear turkey. Copulation tends to be messy.