Middle East - Afghanistan

It is so typical. We train people with the best of intentions and give them all the weaponry they might need to kill RUSSIANS, and then they turn into the Taliban. Contrary to popular opinion, we are STILL fighting them. The difference is that the media has taken a breather from reporting on this boring lot. They are no world threat, but they are quite adept at blowing up ancient statues, misusing soccer stadiums, molesting their women, hiding rich Arab terrorists and generally maintaining a poor state of personal hygiene. The only thing that gets washed in Afghanistan are their brains. This country is really a wasteland (no oil), and as soon as we nail Osama we will pull out and leave them to continue doing all the above things. That's what we do best.

Now where did it go?
The operative that trained the Afghan Rebels has since been fired.

Shit! I want a second opinion.
Palm-reading has become trendy in Al-Queda circles to identify potential suicide bombers.

But what do you do with it?
'The American Way' is now respected and admired in Afghanistan.
Here two proud boys stand in front of a truck they "liberated".

Post Taliban Dilemmas
Due to a clerical error at the UN, the mobile toilets
delivered to Afghanistan were found to be much too small.