World - The United Nations

Who needs them? Have they ever put a man on the moon? This body of incompetents and envious Third World reactionaries are simply trying to steal our thunder. We do not need to control our own greenhouse emissions, our genocidal criminals do not need to be tried in an international war crimes court. This is the stuff that less civilized countries can do. Our President is judge, jury and executioner and the sooner they get used to it, the better. Let us all applaud the demise of this group of peaceniks and look forward to a century of Americanized World Politics, without unpatriotic pinko-liberal talk.

Monkey see, monkey do.
The Bush/Blair symbiosis, with apologies to primates worldwide.